Cecily Strong’s Kimberly Guilfoyle Hijacks Trump’s NFT Grift

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Before the start tonight’s Saturday Night LiveThe sketch-comedy series announced via Instagram that it would be Cecily Strong’s Last appearance on the show after 11 hilarious years.

Before we could reach her big send off, however, SNL Dropped a cold open Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson), selling his NFT collection—a choice that even got the former president roundly mocked by some of his closest allies.

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“We call them nifties cause they’re so neat,” Trump explained. “They feature incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. You can see the artwork from when I was an astronaut or riding on a huge elephant. Each Trump card costs ninety-nine dollar. It seems like a lot and a scam. However, we love the Trump cards. They are just so much fun. You can also get ‘em for free by just going online and looking at them. Perhaps you could take a screenshot. I don’t know.”

“And the best part is: each card comes with an automatic chance to win an exclusive mystery prize where you get to pick anything out of this nice box,” he continued, holding a crate overflowing with classified information.

Trump then introduced his “third least embarrassing child,” Donald Trump Jr. (Mikey Day), to help him with the sales pitch.

“I know what you’re thinking: ninety-nine dollars? You can get two grams for that!” Don Jr. exclaimed, before introducing a Christmas CD he’s selling from his fiancée, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

That’s it! Cecily Strong’s Guilfoyle emerged in a Christmas-red dress.

“Thank you! And I know you’re gonna love this Christmas album that I’m calling, Now That’s What No One Calls Music!” she said. “And I guarantee you’ll SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE!”

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